Monday, March 05, 2007

Getting Felt Up By A Gay Man

This weekend I went to a gay bar with a group of friends. Now I've been to them before in KC but not in awhile. I forget how fun they can be.

First of all it was karaoke night- and this was a new experience - hearing ANY song being sung by any gender. KT Tunstall's Black Horse and the Cherry Tree was done by a very prim and proper looking man to the delight of the crowd.

I started talking to a tall gentleman as the evening went on and he was talking about how, as a girl, i'd not have to pay for drinks there. He was saying that all the guys would want to touch my boobs and then buy me drinks for it. I thought he was nuts at the time. Well he turned out to be psudo-gay. He liked men and women. I guess that is called "Bi" but.. I really don't know. Labels are so outdated anymore. He and I are going to hang out sometime in the near future. I love making new and fun friends.

Well at the end of the night this great guy named Ken- who I believe was phillipino- came up to me and was like 'OMG. ..are those real!? Can I touch them!? I'm gay.. i have the card" So .. as I had been drinking much rum and cokes.. I let him fondle my boobs.

Still haven't figured out what that attraction is... or why i'm just fine letting a gay man fondle me publicly but I would have had issues if it had been the semi- straight guy i'd been talking to earlier that night asking for it.

Other observations about that night- its so nice as a girl to go to a gay bar. They are VERY complimentary. If they like how you look.. they TELL YOU. How you're "working it". Also, I walked out of the bathroom and got my butt spanked by a very cute man. SURPRISE! And yet, somehow it was totally ok.

I think gay bars are much more open and free. Even for the straight people in there. Straight men can relax a little (as long as they aren't homophobic) and women get the male attention they crave from the straight guys who are too worried about being "manly" to open up and speak their minds. The social rules are relaxed and for the most part everyone can just feel good.

And of course the eye candy is OUTSTANDING! Its very interesting talking about how hot one man looks to another man, and him agreeing. And for the most part- he'd be the one with the chance.

So i didn't quite find my new gay best friend- but at least I know where to start looking for one.
Faaabulous!

1 comment:

Darren said...

ahhhhh yes discrimation is alive and well.... for Gay guys its fine if they want to oogle or maul but us straight guys get a knee in the knackers or a spray of some nasty perfume in the eye ! You girls are always nicer to the gay boys than you are to us "straights" ....just because they know a Louis Vuitton from a Prada ! well i say No to discrimation ! As for compliments u girls can rarely take a compliment anyways. So your osbervations are spot on if a little discriminatory *wink wink*... Woody. ps watch out for the lesbians they love boobs too. *now theres a picture*